A text-based erotic adventure that only recognizes G-rated euphemisms.

I'm game.

A micro-transaction laden, subscription only anime football game, where every customizable feature is overpriced DLC only available in other countries.

I saw this idea on another gaming forum and thought it'd be fun to do here. Basically, create a brief concept for a fictional game that only includes gameplay elements you find unappealing. In other words, you'll be summarising a nonexistent game that is as far removed from your tastes as possible. ...

Clever ones! Nicely done.

Gary DeGrump had a dog
Whom he'd take for a walk in the bog
The dog gave a loud bark
Gary tripped in the dark
And vanished right into the fog

Nathalie, colder than ice
Liked to dine on live white mice
One bit her tongue
Another chewed her lung
'Twas deadly, this peculiar vice

notbobsmith wrote: ↑

Sat Aug 24, 2019 5:37 pm

Torin's Passage 2: Torin has a kidney stone.

I laughed way too hard at this

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑

Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:33 pm

Torin's Massage: Torin enjoys a relaxing massage.

Thief! I did that one way back

I just got an Xbox One, my first console Since I picked up a PS3 in 2012. I'm planning to try Alien: Isolation soon. Any recommendations from console players on other titles? Any style or genre, really.

You don't have to do Sierra characters per se. None of the KQ7 Ooga Booga epitaphs were plot relevant and none of the people mentioned in them appeared in the game...because they were all dead.

Come up with any name you like, just write 5 line limericks about funny/bizarre deaths.

Remember the Ooga Booga gravestones in KQ7, and how each one had a limerick explaining how that grave's occupant died? I thought we could make up additional epitaph limericks here. Wearing an awfully big hat Clara looked not where she sat She parked her bum on a nail Gave a terrible wail And burst w...

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Roger Wilco and the Prime Shippers - Roger's latest adventure is entirely dependent on Amazon Prime's one-day shipping delivering his replacement Laibon whistle on time, and a freak snowstorm makes that impossible. Track down the delivery van before it's too late. The Rinseless Bride - Eldritch doe...

Absinthe Makes the Fart Grow Stronger - King Graham's constant drinking has accelerated his flatulence, much to Valanice's annoyance, causing her to return to Etheria and seek out a magical cure to wind breakage. I feel like GK might make a guest appearance here, since Absinthe is fairly popular in...

The Meryls of Rosella - Rosella steps through a magic mirror and winds up in an alternate dimension, which is populated by every character Meryl Streep has ever played. Dragged before the land's ruler, Margaret Thatcher, Rosella must track down Meryl's three Oscars before an evil gang of D-list cel...