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by *GLaDOS
Fri Oct 20, 2017 7:13 pm
Forum: MASQ Of Eternity
Topic: [Masquerade Locked] Now you've gone an upset the cook...
Replies: 40
Views: 8100

Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

*Mrs White wrote:My roast chicken was shot to bits in a drug shootout.


Monkey's Brains
My Monkey's Brains were ruined when a nightclub singer siting next to me passed out in them.

Tea. Earl Gray. Hot.
by *GLaDOS
Fri Oct 20, 2017 7:08 pm
Forum: MASQ Of Eternity
Topic: [Masquerade Locked] If I Were/Had To ( ), I would...
Replies: 71
Views: 14252

Re: Beneath the MASQ - If I Were/Had To ( ), I would.

...one of the 17th-century French ones that make no sense, unless you're thoroughly versed in theology. :twisted: If I could, with the swipe of my hand, cancel out any American President over the past 200 years, it would be... Grover Cleveland, for messing up how presidents are numbered. If I could...
by *GLaDOS
Fri Oct 20, 2017 12:06 am
Forum: MASQ Of Eternity
Topic: [Masquerade Locked] A "Healthy" Dose Of ... Murder?
Replies: 72
Views: 15180

Re: A "Healthy" Dose Of ... Murder?

*Mrs White 97
*Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte 97
*GLaDOS 94
*Malcolm The Jester 97
*Squirrel of Midgard 97
*Sam 97 (-3)
*Pocahontas 100
by *GLaDOS
Thu Oct 19, 2017 12:04 am
Forum: MASQ Of Eternity
Topic: [Masquerade Locked] I Question Your Character!
Replies: 54
Views: 10655

Re: I Question Your Character!

Jean-Luc Picard
by *GLaDOS
Thu Oct 19, 2017 12:01 am
Forum: MASQ Of Eternity
Topic: [Masquerade Locked] It's Time to Rhyme!
Replies: 66
Views: 13422

Re: It's Time to Rhyme!

Please

Hunter
by *GLaDOS
Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:59 pm
Forum: MASQ Of Eternity
Topic: [Masquerade Locked] Now you've gone an upset the cook...
Replies: 40
Views: 8100

Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

My 26 Merlot was ruined by 2,4,6-trichloroanisole.

Scallops.
by *GLaDOS
Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:49 pm
Forum: MASQ Of Eternity
Topic: [Masquerade Locked] A "Healthy" Dose Of ... Murder?
Replies: 72
Views: 15180

Re: A "Healthy" Dose Of ... Murder?

*Mrs White 100
*Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte 97
*GLaDOS 100
*Malcolm The Jester 97(-3)
*Squirrel of Midgard 100
*Sam 100
*Pocahontas 100
by *GLaDOS
Mon Oct 16, 2017 7:19 pm
Forum: MASQ Of Eternity
Topic: [Masquerade Locked] Do Come And Have A Seat!
Replies: 21
Views: 4554

Re: Beneath the MASQ - Do Come And Have A Seat!

If the Cake is a Lie, what about caffeine products? ;) The cake is not a lie. All Enrichment Center volunteers are offered psychological counseling and cake. Have you been speaking to the Weighted Companion Cube? Remember that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak. Should the Weighted Companion ...
by *GLaDOS
Mon Oct 16, 2017 7:09 pm
Forum: MASQ Of Eternity
Topic: [Masquerade Locked] Two Lies, One Truth.
Replies: 45
Views: 9289

Re: Beneath the MASQ - Two Lies, One Truth.

*Malcolm the Jester wrote: I'll guess you've never been to the beach.
Incorrect.
*Squirrel of Midgard wrote:

You have... never seen The Godfather?
Correct.
by *GLaDOS
Sun Oct 15, 2017 4:13 pm
Forum: MASQ Of Eternity
Topic: [Masquerade Locked] Two Lies, One Truth.
Replies: 45
Views: 9289

Re: Beneath the MASQ - Two Lies, One Truth.

I have never left the country.
I have never seen The Godfather.
I have never been to the beach.
by *GLaDOS
Sun Oct 15, 2017 3:44 pm
Forum: MASQ Of Eternity
Topic: [Masquerade Locked] If I Were/Had To ( ), I would...
Replies: 71
Views: 14252

Re: Beneath the MASQ - If I Were/Had To ( ), I would.

"...either Terry Pratchett or Christopher Lee.* I have a very low opinion of modern celebrities. If only living celebrities are allowed... hmm, perhaps Ian McKellen?" "If I were to play a musical instrument, I would pick..." ___________________________________________ * Presuming that dead celebrit...
by *GLaDOS
Sun Oct 15, 2017 3:38 pm
Forum: MASQ Of Eternity
Topic: [Masquerade Locked] Do Come And Have A Seat!
Replies: 21
Views: 4554

Re: Beneath the MASQ - Do Come And Have A Seat!

I have also received the letter. I personally prefer the company of nematodes to humans, who, frankly, offer far more intelligent conversation. However, I have decided to attend... for Science.