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by *Col_Mustard
Wed Oct 31, 2018 1:06 am
Forum: MASQ Of Eternity
Topic: [2018 - Locked] The Weapons of CLUE.
Replies: 46
Views: 14492

Re: [2018] The Weapons of CLUE.

A revolver could be used in an American Revolution reenactment.

(This just leaves the knife).
by *Col_Mustard
Wed Oct 31, 2018 1:04 am
Forum: MASQ Of Eternity
Topic: [2018 - Locked] It's time to rhyme!
Replies: 83
Views: 25907

Re: [2018] It's time to rhyme!

Alma Mater :twisted:

Patron
by *Col_Mustard
Wed Oct 31, 2018 1:00 am
Forum: MASQ Of Eternity
Topic: [2018 - Locked] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Replies: 62
Views: 18847

Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

... stolen by a scheming gnome named Gnomy McGnomeface Rumplestiltskin.

My mac and cheese ...
by *Col_Mustard
Wed Oct 31, 2018 12:55 am
Forum: MASQ Of Eternity
Topic: [2018 - Locked] What I see - The Inventory Game!
Replies: 57
Views: 16448

Re: [2018] What I see - The Inventory Game!

...for me, and a small one for my scheming cat, Sir Plotty Puss.*

I have a microphone...

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* I don't actually have a cat, but wouldn't that be a great name for one?
by *Col_Mustard
Wed Oct 31, 2018 12:49 am
Forum: MASQ Of Eternity
Topic: [2018 - Locked] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Replies: 57
Views: 16676

Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!

...make them all have happy endings, because blasphemy! If I had to choose a first name to remove from existence, I would... That's been done. See "The History of King Lear", for instance. If you had a pet dragon, you'd name it... ...Tiny. Because irony. If you had to climb Mount Everest, you would...
by *Col_Mustard
Wed Oct 31, 2018 12:44 am
Forum: MASQ Of Eternity
Topic: [2018 - Locked] Trapped in a Sierra Game, I hated...
Replies: 55
Views: 16885

Re: [2018] Trapped in a Sierra Game, I hated...

I hated "Oops! You did something we were not expecting..."
by *Col_Mustard
Wed Oct 31, 2018 12:43 am
Forum: MASQ Of Eternity
Topic: [2018 - Locked] Boddy Count.
Replies: 96
Views: 30086

Re: [2018] Boddy Count.

Since I can't heal myself, and I can't guess who Mr Boddy is, I ask the genie from this thread to heal me! He doesn't, but he gives me a clue. Is that you, Buttercup? The name just reminds me of all those nursery stories about little heroines that take a trip in the woods to visit their grandmothers...
by *Col_Mustard
Wed Oct 31, 2018 12:39 am
Forum: MASQ Of Eternity
Topic: [Locked] Continue the Story
Replies: 96
Views: 28867

Re: Continue the Story

Meanwhile, Baba Yaga was still back at the tree, still wishing she had an enormous boil. Or at least that she could catch Harold and make Frog Leg Fricassee for dinner.
by *Col_Mustard
Wed Oct 31, 2018 12:37 am
Forum: MASQ Of Eternity
Topic: [2018 - Locked] What did they do today?
Replies: 37
Views: 11605

Re: [2018] What did they do today?

Reverend Green got drunk on too much brandy and started flirting with Miss Scarlett. Unfortunately, he did not know how to flirt, so most of his pickup lines came from his confused reminiscences of secretly playing "Leisure Suit Larry" in seminary school.
by *Col_Mustard
Wed Oct 31, 2018 12:30 am
Forum: MASQ Of Eternity
Topic: [2018 - Locked] Things are in a state of FLUX.
Replies: 18
Views: 6218

Re: [2018] Things are in a state of FLUX.

VEry WELL. FrOm NOw On, WE MAy IgnOrE ThE InjUnctIOn AgAInst ThE LEttEr "l". ThAt Is TO SAy, ThE LEttEr "l" MAy bE Used WIth ImpUnIty.
by *Col_Mustard
Wed Oct 31, 2018 12:19 am
Forum: MASQ Of Eternity
Topic: [2018 - Locked] You're in a room - tell us why!
Replies: 42
Views: 12471

Re: [2018] You're in a room - tell us why!

I go to the library and look up a book called "How To Serve Man". I blow the dust off the cover, and find the title is "How To Serve Man Dinner." Then I blow more dust off the cover, and find the title is "How To Serve Man For Dinner." Then I blow even more dust off the cover, and find the title is ...
by *Col_Mustard
Wed Oct 31, 2018 12:18 am
Forum: MASQ Of Eternity
Topic: [2018 - Locked] Two Lies, One Truth.
Replies: 44
Views: 13371

Re: [2018] Two Lies, One Truth.

Hmm. Russian Bot, I guess you've been to Oktoberfest.

My favourite Mel Brooks film is Blazing Saddles.
My favourite Mel Brooks film is Robin Hood: Men in Tights.
My favourite Mel Brooks film is Spaceballs.
by *Col_Mustard
Sun Oct 28, 2018 4:24 am
Forum: MASQ Of Eternity
Topic: [2018 - Locked] Things are in a state of FLUX.
Replies: 18
Views: 6218

Re: [2018] Things are in a state of FLUX.

Whoops! *ussian Bot, PLease Take Back Your HeaLth Point. I Want To Be Fair. :)

Apologies, Whoopee Cushion And Everyone. Zwei Is Two, Drei Is Three. I Had No Caffeine.
by *Col_Mustard
Sun Oct 28, 2018 4:19 am
Forum: MASQ Of Eternity
Topic: [2018 - Locked] A to Z and back again!
Replies: 105
Views: 28620

Re: [2018] A to Z and back again!

Manners
by *Col_Mustard
Sun Oct 28, 2018 4:19 am
Forum: MASQ Of Eternity
Topic: [2018 - Locked] I question your character!
Replies: 55
Views: 16461

Re: [2018] I question your character!

(Isn't Eva Peron a real person)?

Hedley Lamarr