Avast, ye scurvy forumites!
'Tis the day t'be talkin' like 'em pirates, bejabbers! Grab yer scimitars, eye-patches, wooden legs and other pirate jiggery, an' prepare t'sail the Seven Seas i'search o'treasure, then grab yer sho'els an' bury yer treasure where no livin' soul shall find it, b'the black beard o' Blackbeard!
Now, has anyone seen me parrot? Methinks 'e flew off Washington way, och aye. I 'eard that parrot croakin' summat wot sounded like "Awk! Polly will teach 'em blaggards not ta be puttin' a tax on crackers! Awk!" It didnae make much sense to me.
And now that I'm done piratin' (or not), I'm going to configure a VPN and find torrents for the latest movies.