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Sheesh. I guess yesterday was Stupid Day or something...

Postby Rath Darkblade » Tue May 10, 2016 9:55 pm

So last night I was in a store, holding my leather bag and hook-headed umbrella in one hand, with the umbrella horizontal and the hook pointing forwards. I was walking down an aisle that was only wide enough for two people, and another person was walking towards me. So I said "Excuse me" while trying to pass by; after all, I didn't want to hit the guy accidentally.

As I'm passing by, he GRABS the hook and tries to forcibly pull my umbrella out of my hand. :eek: Fortunately I was holding it tightly, so he simply hit himself in the stomach with the hook, forcing the breath out of his mouth and causing himself to collapse. :shock:

He later called the police in and tried to claim that I assaulted him, but the shop was brightly lit and there were plenty of people around, including shop assistants, who were prepared to swear to the police that I was completely blameless - so the cops arrested the guy instead for wasting their time. *shrug* I, of course, was pretty shocked by the whole thing when it happened, but was able to laugh about it afterwards... what an idiot! :P
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Re: Sheesh. I guess yesterday was Stupid Day or something...

Postby BBP » Sun May 15, 2016 4:30 pm

Rath... I don't know where you keep your idiot magnet... it's like a boomerang isn't it? Every time you toss it away it comes back! :D
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Re: Sheesh. I guess yesterday was Stupid Day or something...

Postby Tawmis » Mon May 16, 2016 1:15 am

BBP wrote:Rath... I don't know where you keep your idiot magnet... it's like a boomerang isn't it? Every time you toss it away it comes back! :D


He does seem to attract that crowd. :D Rath, you have more (for lack of a better word) interesting stories than I could have thought possible to one person to experience!
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Re: Sheesh. I guess yesterday was Stupid Day or something...

Postby Rath Darkblade » Thu May 19, 2016 6:22 am

Hmm. *shrug* To be honest, I wouldn't mind having a more boring life. ;)

I don't know why these nutters think they can pick on me. It's probably rubbish, but maybe it's because I try to keep myself neat and clean, and well-dressed? *shrug* Like I said, it's probably rubbish, but I can't think of any logical reason! ;)
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