

*grabs a handy rope and swings away, with a yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rubbing alcohol*

Oh, dear - forgot me parrot. *AWK! Ya sure did, Graham!*
No, that's an owl. *AWK! Well, he saw through that disguise. Those cutlasses look dangerous, Graham!*
Cedric ... *facepalm* ... just go away, please. This isn't even your day. *HOOT! I mean, AWK! Every day is my day when I'm disguised as a parrot!*
Sigh. Hope you have a happy International TLaPD, everyone. I've got an owl to catch ... and wring its bloody neck ...
