"All you get is spam"
(parody of "All you need is love" by the Beatles)
Spammed, spammed, spammed
Spammed, spammed, spammed
Spammed, spammed, spammed
There's nothing you can do to make us leave
All our ads would prob'ly make you heave
There's nothing you can do but email drives you insane -
you're queasy!
There's nothing you can say that ain't been said
All your emails we have scanned and read
You're so boring, talking about the chip that you ate -
'twas greasy!
CHORUS:
All you get is spam!
We will give you spam!
We'll take all your RAM - wham!
Then we'll knock you out.
We're there whenever email you do check
Well, you know your in-box full of dreck
We'll be there to tuck you in at night with some ads -
we're busy!
CHORUS:
All you get is spam!
We will give you spam!
We'll take all your RAM - wham!
Then we'll knock you out.
All you get is spam! (everybody!)
We will give you spam! (once again - and...!)
We'll take all your RAM - wham!
Then we'll knock you out.
We'll spam you - yeah, yeah, yeah
We'll spam you - yeah, yeah, yeah
We'll spam you - yeah, yeah, yeah, urrghh...
(song ends as the spam-victim drowns in waaaaay too much spam) :p