A very silly joke!

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A very silly joke!

Postby Rath Darkblade » Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:46 am

I created this one yesterday. I'd just woken up, it was 8:30 on a Saturday morning, I hadn't had an coffee, and I knew I had to write it down. :P

A rip in the time-space continuum causes a Celtic bard and Donkey from "Shrek" to be sucked into the "Star Wars" universe. (You can tell this is going to be a serious joke). ;) They are met by Luke Skywalker who insists that the bard should write a song about Yoda.

The bard explains that he can only write lays, a kind of primitive poem, but Luke says that's ok. So the bard works day and night, with Donkey's help, and finally is ready for the recitation - which goes as follows:

Bard: Yoda lay--
Donkey: Hee haw!
Bard: Yoda lay--
Donkey: Hee haw!

Everyone thinks this is a scream, so the bard is emboldened and really goes for it:

Bard: Yoda lay, Yoda lay, Yoda lay, Yoda lay, Yoda lay, Yoda lay, Yo--
Donkey: Hee haw!
Bard: Yoda lay, Yoda lay, Yoda lay, Yoda lay, Yoda lay, Yoda lay, Yo--
Donkey: Hee haw!
Bard: Yoda lay---

At this point, Luke pushes them both off a cliff and they fall screaming to their deaths. Everyone is shocked, but Luke explains that this is supposed to happen.

*jumps in a spaceship and flies away to avoid being lynched for the silliness* ;)
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Re: A very silly joke!

Postby dotkel50 » Sun Apr 08, 2012 2:53 pm

LOL....it took me a minute to get the yoda lay hee haw. :lol:
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Re: A very silly joke!

Postby Rath Darkblade » Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:54 am

Glad you liked it. :) Being an uncle, I occasionally have to tell my little niece 'uncle jokes' - so I thought this one would be good for that. ;)

By the way - for the first time, I'm really looking at the details of your avatar, and I only just noticed the jaguar. *blush* Nicely done! What are the blue things that the woman is holding? Curious minds would like to know! :)
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Re: A very silly joke!

Postby Collector » Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:43 pm

Rath Darkblade wrote:What are the blue things that the woman is holding? Curious minds would like to know! :)

It's just the arms of her throne, of course.
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Re: A very silly joke!

Postby dotkel50 » Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:18 pm

It's from an Anne McCaffrey series set in the future about a group of people who have all kinds of psionic powers. These people are used in the future to move giant space ships out into deep space with their telekinetic powers, boosted by giant generators, which is the blue plate-like arms she is touching. That's not a jaguar, but I can't remember what they call it. The first in the series is The Rowan, allthough there is a prequel trilogy to it.
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