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Post by *The Butler » Sat Oct 14, 2017 1:41 am

This game works fairly simple.

One person must answer (truthfully, as themselves, not the character they're playing) - what the "If I were..." or "If I had to..." situation is.

So for example, if the first poster put, "If I were ... on stage I would...?"

The next person replies, answering as themselves, what they would do on stage? They could take it anyway they wanted... if it was a play, concert, or explain how they have stage fright.

After answering they would change it to whatever they wanted (for example, they might say, "If I was a dog, I would...")

So I shall begin the first one (and let others in costume get the ball rolling)...

"If I had to skydive, I would..."
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Post by *Malcolm the Jester » Sat Oct 14, 2017 2:38 am

*The Butler wrote:"If I had to skydive, I would..."
"...probably pass out in fright!"

"If I were cast in a movie, I would..."
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Post by *Squirrel of Midgard » Sat Oct 14, 2017 7:41 pm

*Malcolm the Jester wrote:"If I were cast in a movie, I would..."
"...take the role and run with it, of course!"

"If I were stuck on a desert island, I would..."
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Post by *Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte » Sat Oct 14, 2017 8:07 pm

*Squirrel of Midgard wrote:"If I were stuck on a desert island, I would..."
...likely die there from any number of things, because all my outdoors survival knowledge comes from Gilligan's Island reruns."

"If I could road trip across the country with any celebrity, I would pick..."

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Post by *Squirrel of Midgard » Sun Oct 15, 2017 6:35 am

"...either Terry Pratchett or Christopher Lee.* I have a very low opinion of modern celebrities. If only living celebrities are allowed... hmm, perhaps Ian McKellen?"

"If I were to play a musical instrument, I would pick..."

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Post by *GLaDOS » Sun Oct 15, 2017 3:44 pm

*Squirrel of Midgard wrote:"...either Terry Pratchett or Christopher Lee.* I have a very low opinion of modern celebrities. If only living celebrities are allowed... hmm, perhaps Ian McKellen?"

"If I were to play a musical instrument, I would pick..."

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* Presuming that dead celebrities are allowed.
...the guitar, because that is much cooler than the flute I played in junior high.

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Post by *Malcolm the Jester » Sun Oct 15, 2017 11:43 pm

*GLaDOS wrote:"If I could study any subject I want I wanted, I would..."
"...choose to improve my graphic design skills."

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Post by *Mrs White » Mon Oct 16, 2017 3:05 am

Hero of Alexandria.

If I could defy the laws of gravity for one day, I would...
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Post by *Squirrel of Midgard » Mon Oct 16, 2017 5:11 am

*Mrs White wrote:If I could defy the laws of gravity for one day, I would...
...fly me to the moon, let me play among the stars... :D

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Post by *Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte » Mon Oct 16, 2017 12:25 pm

...66 million years ago with a camera so I can bring back some dinosaur footage and we can set the record straight on whether T-Rex was actually a giant chicken. Because priorities.

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Post by *Sam » Mon Oct 16, 2017 12:52 pm

a teleportation device!

If I could travel back in time, I would go to ....

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Post by *Squirrel of Midgard » Tue Oct 17, 2017 1:24 am

...last week, and buy a lottery ticket - after having memorised this week's winning lottery numbers. ;) (Yes, I know this is a very old gag - in fact, it appeared as long ago as the Zak McCracken and the Alien Mindbenders game - but hey, it's a good one). ;)

If I had a remote control for the sun so that I could turn up or turn down the heat, I would...
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Post by *Sam » Tue Oct 17, 2017 2:35 am

*Squirrel of Midgard wrote:...last week, and buy a lottery ticket - after having memorised this week's winning lottery numbers. ;) (Yes, I know this is a very old gag - in fact, it appeared as long ago as the Zak McCracken and the Alien Mindbenders game - but hey, it's a good one). ;)

If I had a remote control for the sun so that I could turn up or turn down the heat, I would...
turn it up a tiny little bit.

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Post by *Mrs White » Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:12 am

I wouldn't go in the first place.

If you could pick one movie/book/album and prevent it from ever being made, which would it be?
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Post by *Malcolm the Jester » Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:26 am

*Mrs White wrote:If you could pick one movie/book/album and prevent it from ever being made, which would it be?
The Rocky Horror Show.

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