[Masquerade Locked] Now you've gone an upset the cook...

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[Masquerade Locked] Now you've gone an upset the cook...

Postby *The Butler » Wed Oct 18, 2017 1:19 am

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Never upset the cook.


Now you've gone and upset the cook is an easy game...

Essentially you post a type of food, and then the next person replies about how that food was ruined (by something that is local to them, or somehow related to their real persona)...

So for example if someone posted:

Soup.

I would say: My soup was ruined by sand.

(Because I live in San Diego, and there's a beach close by).

And then I would offer the next food item.

So I will start this:

Ice cream.


These will give clues to the MASQ's location (although I recommend being obscure, but you must be truthful), as to not immediately give it away.
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Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

Postby *Malcolm the Jester » Wed Oct 18, 2017 5:35 am

*The Butler wrote:Ice cream.


My ice cream melted in the blazing sun.

Tacos.
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Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

Postby *Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte » Wed Oct 18, 2017 4:15 pm

My tacos were ruined when I learned that the alley behind the taco place is where they used to hang people a hundred years ago.

Pumpkin Spice Latte.
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Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

Postby *Mrs White » Wed Oct 18, 2017 4:37 pm

My pumpkin spice latte was diluted by acid rain.

26 Merlot.
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Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

Postby *GLaDOS » Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:59 pm

My 26 Merlot was ruined by 2,4,6-trichloroanisole.

Scallops.
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Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

Postby *Squirrel of Midgard » Thu Oct 19, 2017 12:28 am

My scallops were ruined by incautious shopkeepers who didn't think to refrigerate the freshly-caught-from-the-sea scallops, and let them go bad.

Apples.
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Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

Postby *Malcolm the Jester » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:42 am

*Squirrel of Midgard wrote:My scallops were ruined by incautious shopkeepers who didn't think to refrigerate the freshly-caught-from-the-sea scallops, and let them go bad.

Apples.


My apples went bad because I left them too long in the refrigerator.

Roast chicken.
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Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

Postby *Mrs White » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:56 am

My roast chicken was shot to bits in a drug shootout.


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Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

Postby *GLaDOS » Fri Oct 20, 2017 7:13 pm

*Mrs White wrote:My roast chicken was shot to bits in a drug shootout.


Monkey's Brains


My Monkey's Brains were ruined when a nightclub singer siting next to me passed out in them.

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Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

Postby *Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte » Sat Oct 21, 2017 1:10 am

My hot earl grey tea was ruined when a passing seagull dropped a doody in it.

Pad thai.
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Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

Postby *Malcolm the Jester » Sat Oct 21, 2017 3:36 am

*Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte wrote:My hot earl grey tea was ruined when a passing seagull dropped a doody in it.

Pad thai.


My Pad Thai never arrived, as the delivery driver got the address wrong and somebody else received it!

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Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

Postby *Squirrel of Midgard » Sat Oct 21, 2017 5:14 am

My Tom Yum soup was never ruined, because I never ordered it in the first place. ;)

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Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

Postby *The Butler » Sat Oct 21, 2017 10:53 am

Do remember, the food item is supposed to be ruined, by something that relates to you or your location; this is how fellow posters are supposed to gather clues as to who you might be.

My Banana was ruined by my two dogs eating it before I got it.

Tuna Sammich.
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Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

Postby *Malcolm the Jester » Sat Oct 21, 2017 12:10 pm

*The Butler wrote:Tuna Sammich.


My tuna sammich was ruined by the Kookaburra who snatched it out of my hand.

Shrimp Cocktail.
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Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

Postby *The Butler » Sat Oct 21, 2017 1:00 pm

My Shrimp Cocktail was ruined by the splash of a killer whale!
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