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Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

Postby *Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte » Sat Oct 21, 2017 3:41 pm

My killer whale was ruined when the police busted into its pharmacy in a big drug raid.

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Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

Postby *Squirrel of Midgard » Sat Oct 21, 2017 9:09 pm

My Cheese 'n Bacon Perogies were ruined by the cold spell we're having at the moment.

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Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

Postby *Pocahontas » Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:08 pm

My barbecue chicken was ruined by all ticks in the woods! They so nasty!

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Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

Postby *Squirrel of Midgard » Mon Oct 23, 2017 5:19 am

My pumpkin pie was taken away by the clown and thrown in Donald Trump's face. :( No fair. I want pie, darn it! <stamps foot> :P

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Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

Postby *Malcolm the Jester » Mon Oct 23, 2017 10:09 am

*Squirrel of Midgard wrote:Vegetable salad


My vegetable salad was ruined when Rainbow Lorikeet droppings landed in it!

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Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

Postby *The Butler » Mon Oct 23, 2017 6:53 pm

My key lime pie was ruined by waiting in traffic.

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Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

Postby *Mrs White » Tue Oct 24, 2017 10:50 am

My snickers bar got all wet in the rain.

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Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

Postby *Malcolm the Jester » Tue Oct 24, 2017 1:28 pm

My penne clumped due to high humidity.

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Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

Postby *The Butler » Tue Oct 24, 2017 6:59 pm

My poached eggs were stolen by surfers.

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Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

Postby *Squirrel of Midgard » Tue Oct 24, 2017 9:29 pm

My vegan burger dropped out of the roll and fell on the sidewalk. :(

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Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

Postby *Pocahontas » Tue Oct 24, 2017 10:40 pm

My ice cream was ruined by a stampede of bald eagles!!! :( :( :(

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Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

Postby *The Butler » Wed Oct 25, 2017 11:04 am

My Jello melted from the scorching heat.

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Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

Postby *Squirrel of Midgard » Wed Oct 25, 2017 9:31 pm

*Pocahontas wrote:My ice cream was ruined by a stampede of bald eagles!!! :( :( :(


Bald eagles don't stampede, they flock. ;)

*The Butler wrote:Chicken Sammich.


My Chicken Sammich was snatched away by a cheeky monkey. Darn it!

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Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

Postby *GLaDOS » Thu Oct 26, 2017 12:02 am

My toast and jam was ruined by fall foliage.

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Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

Postby *Malcolm the Jester » Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:51 am

My clam chowder was ruined by the skink who decided to swim in it.

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