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Re: Continue the Story

Post by *Squirrel of Midgard » Thu Oct 26, 2017 5:18 am

...said timidly, "Please don't jail us, officer! We didn't know that skipping is illegal!"
"Ha haa! I have found you, human! Know that your doomy doom of dooms is at hand!"

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Post by *The Butler » Thu Oct 26, 2017 10:48 am

The constable said, "I shall not if you give me a piece of said dorfenderp!" Harold turned to his wife...
Mrs. White, you've been paying our friend, the blackmailer, ever since your husband died under, shall we say, mysterious circumstances?

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Post by *Malcolm the Jester » Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:40 am

and said, "that sounds fair." Hilda, however, turned beet red. "The cobbler's right there. Get your own! We will not..."
"I used to enjoy pushing people into the moat...still do!"

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Post by *The Butler » Fri Oct 27, 2017 10:44 am

... give you a slice of our dorfenderp!"

The constable replied, "Well then I am forced to..."
Mrs. White, you've been paying our friend, the blackmailer, ever since your husband died under, shall we say, mysterious circumstances?

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Re: Continue the Story

Post by *Pocahontas » Fri Oct 27, 2017 11:43 pm

"...sentence both of you to community service! There you will..."

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Post by *The Butler » Sat Oct 28, 2017 10:56 am

"... cobble shoes together for those in need!"

Hilda sighed, "But,..."
Mrs. White, you've been paying our friend, the blackmailer, ever since your husband died under, shall we say, mysterious circumstances?

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Post by *GLaDOS » Sun Oct 29, 2017 12:08 am

"..., we don't know how to cobble shoes. Why do you think we were looking for a cobbler? We are actually..."

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Post by *Squirrel of Midgard » Sun Oct 29, 2017 1:18 am

"...barefoot! Our shoes are worn, but we perform songs and dances, thus earning a meager wage to fix our shoes."
"Ha haa! I have found you, human! Know that your doomy doom of dooms is at hand!"

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Post by *Malcolm the Jester » Sun Oct 29, 2017 2:42 am

The constable paused, thinking. "You're performers, you say? Prove it. Sing and dance for me now, and I shall..."
"I used to enjoy pushing people into the moat...still do!"

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Post by *The Butler » Sun Oct 29, 2017 3:47 pm

... allow you on your merry way!"

The desperate couple looked at each other and...
Mrs. White, you've been paying our friend, the blackmailer, ever since your husband died under, shall we say, mysterious circumstances?

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Post by *Squirrel of Midgard » Sun Oct 29, 2017 11:06 pm

...all desperation melted away as they danced the waltz, minuet, and polka - and sang a love duet. "Satisfied?" said Hilda.
"Ha haa! I have found you, human! Know that your doomy doom of dooms is at hand!"

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Post by *Malcolm the Jester » Sun Oct 29, 2017 11:42 pm

The constable furrowed his brow in thought. "Not bad, but do you know any rap songs?"
"I used to enjoy pushing people into the moat...still do!"

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Re: Continue the Story

Post by *Pocahontas » Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:29 am

Suddenly, Hilde begins furiously rapping Sir Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back without skipping a single beat!! :o :shock:

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Post by *GLaDOS » Mon Oct 30, 2017 7:33 pm

"I... I was just joking," the stunned constable said as he let them go. Hilda and Harold were leaving when they were approached by...

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Post by *Malcolm the Jester » Tue Oct 31, 2017 2:26 am

...an older gentleman. "Excuse me, but did I hear that, in addition to liking big butts, you need a cobbler?"
"I used to enjoy pushing people into the moat...still do!"

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