[2018 - Locked] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!

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Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!

Post by *Col_Mustard » Sun Oct 21, 2018 6:34 am

...the Heart of Gold, of course. ^_^ Yay Zaphod and Trillian! \o/

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Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!

Post by *Russian Bot » Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:30 pm

...guns. Lots of guns. Because there are orcs and other scary creatures. And they don't have guns.

If I could remove one Shakespearean play from existence, it would be...

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Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!

Post by *The Butler » Mon Oct 22, 2018 1:47 am

... or not to be, that is the question! ;)

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Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!

Post by *Col_Mustard » Thu Oct 25, 2018 5:53 am

...Saruman, I suppose. I miss Christopher Lee.

If I had to re-write Shakespeare (blasphemy!), I would...

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Post by *Russian Bot » Sun Oct 28, 2018 5:59 pm

...make them all have happy endings, because blasphemy!

If I had to choose a first name to remove from existence, I would...

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Post by *Whoopee Cushion » Sun Oct 28, 2018 10:41 pm

...choose every name rhyming with Aidan (there are way too many Haydens, Jaydens and Kaydens these days!)

If I could choose between fame without fortune or fortune without fame, I'd go with...
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Post by *The Butler » Sun Oct 28, 2018 11:14 pm

... fortune without fame. I don't need to be famous; I just want to be able to provide for those I love.

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Post by *Cosmo » Tue Oct 30, 2018 1:33 pm

I would not do it, it took me so long to learn to type blind...

If I could spend a day at any place, any point in history, I would go to:

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Post by *Sasquatch » Tue Oct 30, 2018 7:08 pm

I would go to Egypt to see why they were REALLY built!!

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Post by *Col_Mustard » Wed Oct 31, 2018 12:49 am

*Russian Bot wrote:
Sun Oct 28, 2018 5:59 pm
...make them all have happy endings, because blasphemy!

If I had to choose a first name to remove from existence, I would...
That's been done. See "The History of King Lear", for instance.
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If you had a pet dragon, you'd name it...
...Tiny. Because irony.

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Post by *Whoopee Cushion » Wed Oct 31, 2018 2:54 am

...insist on a hefty fee for doing so.

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Post by *Sasquatch » Wed Oct 31, 2018 12:58 pm

...how to channel the beings from outer space!

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Post by *Cosmo » Wed Oct 31, 2018 5:56 pm

Romanesco.

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