[2018 - Locked] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *Col_Mustard » Sat Oct 06, 2018 9:59 pm

My steamed hams were charred by Principal Skinner and eaten by Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers.

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *Russian Bot » Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:05 pm

My beef sausage was ruined by not having any beer to go with it.

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *The Butler » Sun Oct 07, 2018 11:55 pm

My Waldrof salad was ruined when I realized it wasn't a salad named after a Star Trek character.

Turkey Chilli.
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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *Col_Mustard » Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:20 am

My Turkey Chilli was ruined when I realised that I wasn't in Turkey or Chile.

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *Sasquatch » Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:28 am

Steamed Hams had a proper burial with the rest of the dead carcasses by all the vegans around here!

Chocolate chip cookies!

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *The Butler » Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:31 pm

Turns out those weren't chocolate chips... :puke: :cookie

But I did have a chocolate shake...
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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *Col_Mustard » Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:27 am

...which was unfortunately was shaken too much by the machine and spilled on the floor.

It looks like Sasquatch ignored my post, so I'll post it again (!)

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *The Butler » Wed Oct 10, 2018 5:00 pm

*Col_Mustard wrote:
Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:27 am
...which was unfortunately was shaken too much by the machine and spilled on the floor.

It looks like Sasquatch ignored my post, so I'll post it again (!)

Apple
Yeah, 'Quatch was replying to the last one on the first page and didn't realize it'd gone to the second page.

So the apple was ruined by the worm inside!

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *Bowsette » Thu Oct 11, 2018 4:12 pm

was uncooked.


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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *The Butler » Thu Oct 11, 2018 5:03 pm

... had mold on it. But I used it to create medicine, so at least it had some use.

This bag of french fries...
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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *Col_Mustard » Fri Oct 12, 2018 2:06 am

...turned out to be Freedom fries, so they had to be thrown away.

My apricot....

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *Whoopee Cushion » Fri Oct 12, 2018 5:33 am

...was consumed by pantry moths before it could sufficiently dry out.

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *The Butler » Fri Oct 12, 2018 12:37 pm

... by leaving it in the oven and it burned. :(

Left over pizza...
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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *Col_Mustard » Sat Oct 13, 2018 3:02 am

My left over pizza was forgotten in the fridge and grown moldy. Yuck.

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *Whoopee Cushion » Sat Oct 13, 2018 8:43 am

My banana lay forgotten on the kitchen table behind a stack of papers, and became a nice breeding ground for fruit flies.

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