[2018 - Locked] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *The Butler » Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:11 pm

My mayo was ruined when I put the tuna inside the mayo jar, rather than some mayo in the tuperware.

Carne Asada Burrito.
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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *Whoopee Cushion » Fri Oct 19, 2018 9:55 pm

My Carne Asada Burrito was ruined because the flank steak was undercooked.

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *Col_Mustard » Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:40 am

My Crying Tiger was ruined because the tiger ran away, bawling its eyes out.

Ketchup.

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *Sasquatch » Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:47 am

Oopsies! My bad :DDD

The ketchup was ruined by catsup who was jealous of it's newer succession counterpart. (they never really liked each other anyways)

Halloween candy...

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *Col_Mustard » Sun Oct 21, 2018 6:28 am

My Halloween candy was scarfed by all the neighbourhood kids. I only got a piece or two. :(

Strawberries

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *Russian Bot » Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:07 pm

My strawberries are out of season. :(

Flan

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *Whoopee Cushion » Sun Oct 21, 2018 11:32 pm

My flan fell off the bench and went splat.

Crumbed Lemon Hoki
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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *The Butler » Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:38 pm

My Crumbed Lemon Hoki was stolen by a bald eagle, who then returned it, unsure what it was - but it already had it's talons in it.

My grapes...
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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *Col_Mustard » Thu Oct 25, 2018 5:57 am

...were stolen by the Hamburglar.

(The Butler, "hoki" is another name for blue grenadier, a type of fish).

My mayo-and-beef-pastrami-sandwich...

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *The Butler » Thu Oct 25, 2018 3:25 pm

... was eaten, oddly enough, by a hungry Vegan.

My ice cream sammich...
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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *Col_Mustard » Fri Oct 26, 2018 8:43 am

...froze solid in mid-winter.

(Vegans eat beef??? Or any kind of meat?)

My orange...

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *Russian Bot » Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:14 pm

...was ruined by Citrus Greening.

My chicken parmesan calzone...

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *Whoopee Cushion » Sun Oct 28, 2018 10:50 pm

...got overcooked from intense sunlight.

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *The Butler » Sun Oct 28, 2018 11:09 pm

was eaten by the girl I was dating, named Jasmine, wearing Jasmine scented perfume.

My McCheeseBurger...
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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *Sasquatch » Tue Oct 30, 2018 7:28 pm

...slipped out of my hands with all the grease they put in there!

My chanterelle mushrooms were...

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