[2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by * Khelgar Ironfist » Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:54 pm

My chicken Tikka Masala was overcooked and burned.

Chocolate mousse
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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by *The Butler » Mon Oct 14, 2019 4:36 pm

Chocolate Mousse was ruined, because one of the "s"'s fell off and it turned out to be a Chocolate Mouse! (None too pleased about being covered in chocolate, I might add!)

Chicken Sammich.
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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by * Khelgar Ironfist » Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:14 pm

My chicken sammich was ruined because the chicken was charred, the tomato was limp, the lettuce was black, the mayonnaise was missing, and the bread was burned in the toaster. Ugghh.

Yoghurt
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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by * Interrobang » Tue Oct 15, 2019 8:47 pm

My yoghurt was clearly not from the US.

Jelly beans

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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by *The Butler » Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:43 pm

I planted them to see if they would grow into big stalks. Turns out... wrong kind of beans.

In and Out Gift Card.
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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by * Khelgar Ironfist » Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:03 am

My In-and-Out Gift Card was expired and useless.

Potato chips (the hot kind, not the kind that comes in a bag at the supermarket) ;)
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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by *The Butler » Thu Oct 17, 2019 9:31 am

My potato chips were taken by some kids with a flashlight, for some story...

Veggie Sammich.
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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by * Khelgar Ironfist » Thu Oct 17, 2019 6:54 pm

My veggie sandwich accidentally fell to the floor and was eaten by the cat.

Lemon sorbet candy
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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by * Interrobang » Thu Oct 17, 2019 7:46 pm

My lemon sorbet candy had too much citric acid and was way too sour.

Bao.

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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by *The Butler » Thu Oct 17, 2019 8:54 pm

My Bao is all over my neck, because I read it as "boa"....

Carne Asada Burrito.
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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by * Roland M. Tee » Fri Oct 18, 2019 3:22 pm

My carne asada burrito fell out of the takeaway bag onto the sidewalk and was crushed by a pram.

Red Snapper.
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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by *The Butler » Fri Oct 18, 2019 5:23 pm

The Red Snappy was getting a little too snappy so I put him on a nappy for being a little too slappy talking to my pappy.

2 liter of Coke.
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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by * Khelgar Ironfist » Sat Oct 19, 2019 2:49 am

My 2-liter Coke bottle made the rest of the shopping bag much too heavy. I took out of the bag, then accidentally dropped it on the ground, where it rolled into road and was run over by a steamroller.

1.25 liter of lemonade.
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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by *The Butler » Sat Oct 19, 2019 3:42 am

A 1.25 liter of lemonade wasn't as heavy as a 2 liter of Coke... however, I was so mad when the steamroller rolled over my coke covering me in sticky syrup - I threw my bags down and my lemonade rolled down the hill - missed the steamroller... but fell into the gutter.

A Ding Dong candy.
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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by * Interrobang » Sat Oct 19, 2019 8:27 pm

My Ding Dong candy wasn't at all related to Hostess Ding Dongs.

Chocolate truffle

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