[2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by * Khelgar Ironfist » Sun Oct 20, 2019 2:04 am

When the chef made the chocolate truffle, some kids rang the bell - ding dong! - and ran away. While the chef answered the door, his assistant accidentally replaced the chocolate ganache centre with actual truffles (the mushrooms). The error was only discovered once they were in the oven, and once they were pulled out ... uh-oh ... they were too expensive for me to buy. Have you seen the prices of truffles recently? Yeesh.

So, from the expensive-but-sublime to the ... equally expensive (but sublime? depends on your tastes ...)

Beluga Caviar

(Seriously. If you wanted some Beluga Caviar at the beginning of the millennium, it would set you back about $7,000 to $10,000/kg ($3,200 to $4,500/lb). Wow).
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by *The Butler » Mon Oct 21, 2019 3:36 pm

The Beluga Caviar went bad, because it was sitting on the counter, as I furiously googled what the frick Beluga Caviar even is...

A Happy Meal from McDonalds, because I am a simple person.
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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by * Roland M. Tee » Mon Oct 21, 2019 3:39 pm

My happy meal became a sad meal because they forgot the toy :(

Jell-O Mold
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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by * Interrobang » Mon Oct 21, 2019 10:14 pm

My Jell-o Mold turned moldy.

Crab rangoon

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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by * Khelgar Ironfist » Mon Oct 21, 2019 11:31 pm

The crab escaped from the crab rangoon and sneaked away.

Unhappy Meal from Burger King

(BK launched this with an expensive ad campaign to tell people with mental issues that "it's OK not to be OK". WTF? So now having depression or anxiety is "Not OK", but it's OK to have it. Thanks, BK.

As for the Unhappy Meal itself, it's probably a burger, fries and Coke. Because everybody knows that all you need to fix mental issues is a BK burger, fries and Coke. I repeat: WTF? :x

BK, you are NOT helping!) :P
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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by * Khelgar Ironfist » Wed Oct 23, 2019 6:17 pm

Did I kill the thread? :( Sorry if I did. :(
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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by * Interrobang » Wed Oct 23, 2019 8:44 pm

My Unhappy Meal was removed because of a questionable marketing campaign.

Single-malt scotch

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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by *The Butler » Wed Oct 23, 2019 9:57 pm

My single malt scotch caught on fire! Who knew they were so flammable?

A Roast Beef Sammich.
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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by * Khelgar Ironfist » Thu Oct 24, 2019 5:06 am

My Roast Beef Sammich was ruined when the deli people left off the top slice of bread. Of all da noive ... ooh! Too cheap to gimme a slice o' bread, eh? <<< shakes fist comically >>>

A New York pastrami on rye, with spicy brown mustard and a fat kosher dill pickle. (Yum!)
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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by * Interrobang » Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:28 pm

My New York pastrami on rye was great... except that I had to drive hours to get to New York.

Fish taco

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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by *The Butler » Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:50 pm

My fish taco was ruined by the fact it had fish in it when I clearly asked for chicken!

chocolate ice cream.
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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by * Roland M. Tee » Fri Oct 25, 2019 10:59 pm

My chocolate ice cream was ruined when I accidentally added ketchup instead of strawberry sauce.

Peanut Brittle.
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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by * Khelgar Ironfist » Sat Oct 26, 2019 12:00 am

My peanut brittle was so hard, from days of standing in the sun, that I cracked a tooth trying to eat it. Ouch.

A glass of water.
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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by * Roland M. Tee » Sat Oct 26, 2019 3:10 am

My glass of water evaporated in a heat wave.

Vegan Lasagna.
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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by *The Butler » Sun Oct 27, 2019 12:59 pm

The Vegan Lasangna was devoured; but turned out to be plants I was allergic to - so I spent the better part of the night on the toilet.

Lumpia.
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