[2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by * Roland M. Tee » Sun Oct 27, 2019 7:30 pm

The lumpia was from a takeaway shut down by the health inspector, so I didn't risk it and threw them out.

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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by *The Butler » Sun Oct 27, 2019 11:21 pm

The Wedge Salad was wedged in my mouth against my will.

Ding Dongs.
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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by * Khelgar Ironfist » Mon Oct 28, 2019 1:30 am

The delivery person rang the doorbell but I wasn't home, so he left my Ding Dongs on the doorstep, where they were devoured by rogue hippopotamuses.

Potato salad.
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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by * Roland M. Tee » Mon Oct 28, 2019 5:48 pm

The potato salad was made with miracle whip instead of mayo, so I chucked it out!

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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by * Khelgar Ironfist » Mon Oct 28, 2019 11:03 pm

The baked beans caused an unremitting and unprecedented bout of indigestion. Owwww.

Fresh strawberries!
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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by * Interrobang » Mon Oct 28, 2019 11:42 pm

The fresh strawberries were left on my counter for too long and got moldy. :(

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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by * Khelgar Ironfist » Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:50 pm

The dish had too much l'orange and not enough duck, so the bits of duck that survived were far too orangey and sweet.

Roast beef.
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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by * Interrobang » Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:30 am

I have the roast beef, but no onion roll for the sandwich.

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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by * Khelgar Ironfist » Thu Oct 31, 2019 2:33 am

My creamsicle melted in the hot sun and ran all the way down my arm. :(

Pork brisket.
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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by * Roland M. Tee » Thu Oct 31, 2019 3:08 am

The pork brisket was unfortunately served in an Orthodox house and thus couldn't be eaten.

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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

Post by * Khelgar Ironfist » Thu Oct 31, 2019 5:58 pm

Alas, the door bell rang while I was baking my ham. It was a bunch of religious fanatics who insisted on trying to convert me! By the time I got rid of them, my ham was burnt.

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