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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *The Butler » Sat Oct 13, 2018 5:00 pm

... crumbled into fine powder. I wasn't sure if that's what it's supposed to do since I've never had it before. So much for being adventurous!

Ham Sammich...
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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *Col_Mustard » Sat Oct 13, 2018 7:58 pm

The dog grabbed my ham sammich. Lick lick, yum yum, and it's all gone. :(

Lembas bread :twisted:

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *The Butler » Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:37 pm

... ruining when these Hobbits came and snatched it from my table! "Nasty little hobbits, I say!"

Lasagna.
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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *Col_Mustard » Sun Oct 14, 2018 5:51 pm

Garfield came along and scarfed up my lasagna.

Dog food

(Don't be shocked - some people actually eat dog food. Yuck!)

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *The Butler » Sun Oct 14, 2018 6:57 pm

Dog food was ruined by the ants - forgot to seal it!

Pizza Rolls...
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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *Whoopee Cushion » Mon Oct 15, 2018 5:30 am

I fed the pizza roles to the dogs because they were stuffed with too much cheese for my liking.

Profiteroles...
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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *Col_Mustard » Mon Oct 15, 2018 5:51 pm

My Profiteroles were ruined because I have no idea what they were, so I sat around and tried to guess what they were until they went green and moldy and had to be thrown out.

Cheez-Whiz...

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *The Butler » Mon Oct 15, 2018 7:30 pm

... was ruined because there was no air pressure. "Gee whiz," I said with sadness.

My cucumber...
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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *Col_Mustard » Tue Oct 16, 2018 1:36 am

...was munched by my cat. Lick lick, chomp chomp, and it's all gone. :(

My barbecue-flavoured chips...

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *The Butler » Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:23 pm

... were dipped in actually BBQ sauce, so they're soggy.

My Snicker's bar...
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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *Col_Mustard » Wed Oct 17, 2018 6:03 am

...is a fake. There is no apostrophe in Snickers.

My generic caramel-and-chocolate-and-peanuts bar...

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *Whoopee Cushion » Wed Oct 17, 2018 8:35 pm

...melted and got gooey inside a hot car, so I threw it out.

Salmon Chowder...
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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *Russian Bot » Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:12 pm

My salmon chowder was ruined by someone who insisted that I should be eating clam chowder instead.

Corn dog

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *The Butler » Fri Oct 19, 2018 2:19 am

My corn dog was ruined because it was made out of a real dog. :(

Mustard.
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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

Post by *Col_Mustard » Fri Oct 19, 2018 4:22 am

My jar of Dijon mustard was ruined when someone mixed it with Heinz ketchup, even when I said that I prefer mustard by itself, so I had to throw it all away.

Mayonnaise.

(And that reminds me - I have to buy some more mayonnaise! I'll put it on the shopping list for tomorrow. Thanks, The Butler!) :)

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